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It's True Love When...

...you go Kazaa-ing up John Mayers songs for the girlfriend in the middle of the night.

And how pathetic is it to make up a sucky music list by copying-and-pasting the top of the Billboard charts? It just screams, "wannabe punk who reflexively rejects anything remotely popular so I can be cooler than everyone else." I mean, ripping on Britney doesn't exactly put you at the cutting edge. For that, there's always the new Yo La Tengo album.