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In these troubled times,

In these troubled times, it's important to remind ourselves what makes America great: mass-produced cream-filled yellow mini sponge cakes. I hope I haven't turned into a big food snob who can't handle a Twinkie or three when the time calls for overly-sweet junk food. Although the globs of trans fats in Twinkies are a little worrisome. The local Ralphs stocks Tastykakes, too. I might have to give them a try sometime, even if they probably aren't any healthier than the competing Hostess products.