Personal Dork Assistant

PSA

Sichuan food is hot. Like, really hot. Picked out all the dried chilis and they stacked up higher than the food, and that still left the fresh jalapeños. Of course I had to be the big man and say "yes" when she asked if I ate hot food. Shoulda asked for the wimpy whitey menu. I did ask her for what's good, and it was, before it turned my tongue into charcoal.