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Axis of Evil

Looks like mainland Chinese hackers have been attacking government computers in Taiwan. Of course, there's been so many computer worms and trojans going around that it could just be a coincidence. Or it could be evil Taiwanese government propaganda, because, you know, people who dare to pirate anime could be capable of anything.

Now please, don't flame me as a fan of mainland China's repressive regime. But the Taiwanese government doesn't exactly have the world's best track record, as I recall. I hear occasional notes about "problems" with civil rights, and then there's the whole pirated anime problem.

My god, they're reducing profitability at large Japanese corporations. Clearly, the world would be a better place if the island had a real government that would crush these evildoers with large tanks.

And let's not even get started about the crazy chink cunts.