Personal Dork Assistant

Old Friends

It's always interesting to see what long-unseen friends are up to nowadays. And thanks to Web 2.0, you don't actually have to sully yourself with social contact to find out. Mike's been puttering around on an old Treo for quite a while, so his acquisition of the first Android smartphone was accompanied by an understandable outburst of Twitter updates. But the patter of gadget man-lust just doesn't have that personal touch. So it was heartwarming to see him let us know that he also picked up some UNDERPANTS along with his new personal communication device. Would've been nice to have known the size, too, but one assumes that with Mike it would be X-, or even multiple-Xs, L.