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It's a lot easier to make money as a real poker pro now that there's so many wanna-bes out there thanks to the Moneymaker Effect. But fighting through the fish do make it hard to win any given tournament. Nevertheless, the old pros do have the best skillz, not to mention the best one-liners.

Now, what we're doing to counter that is, we're picking places to take stands, sure enough, but we're still picking them, picking them, picking them...

It's like the difference between bacon and eggs for breakfast. The chicken gives his young by giving you the eggs, but the pig is committed.

—Doyle Brunson

Mmm... bacon...