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Unhappy New Years

More evidence that America is turning to shit since I've been gone.

Imagine an Arbor Day with no trees. Or Valentine's Day without the color red. Or Easter without Jesus. That's the feeling that most Americans will have this Sunday -- the first New Year's Day in recent memory with no college football.

It was bad enough when they moved the BCS bowls away from New Year's Day, but at least there would still be a Gator or a Cotton bowl on the traditional schedule. I guess the only tradition that matters is Thou Shall Not Interfere With The NFL. Unless it's figure skating, then it's okay.