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好好好， 聖誕快樂！

Sorry, "Ho" just doesn't transliterate well into Mandarin.

Apparently Santas do translate across cultures and languages, in Mandarin and Cantonese. And I guess the jolly white elderly gentleman with a long beard is the one type of worker that China just can't quite take away.

Happy Holidays, everyone. Have a card.