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You know that no visitors are coming in today when the manager treats everyone in the office to stinky tofu stew for lunch. Yeah, the smell can linger a bit. Now, far from me to complain about free food, but for my (Slightly) Hot Colon Stew I was expecting more porcine shit-tube for my (non)buck. Veggies are probably healthier anyway, cheap filler aside. The boss owed us one anyway. It's amazing how much work can pile up when you go away for a week for CNY, especially considering that none of your clients are getting time off. Now we just need the factory people to get with it and catch up on their end so I can start actually trimming The Stack.