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I can't decide if these guys are brilliant or insane. They're getting away with it so far, though, so why not.

"Take the time to reassess your security right now. Do everything you can do to keep those firearms as safe as possible," said Marti McKee, spokeswoman for the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.

Since December, thieves have made off with more than 120 weapons -- including valuable antiques, rifles and handguns -- from stores in Livermore, Fremont, Corte Madera, Merced and Turlock.

Robbing gun stores? Talk about hard targets. This doesn't help the Bay Area shake its effete image, either. I bet Texas gun stores don't get robbed.