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• General Warns Iraqis Attacks Must Stop

  Abizaid pointed to Fallujah, one of the main towns in the Sunni Triangle, as a "hot area" and warned that if the city refuses to cooperate "in the rebuilding process," there "might be another policy," Fallujah Mayor Taha Bedawi told The Associated Press.

  Would love to see what another policy the Pentagon's drawn up.
• Kerry Fires Campaign Boss to Aid White House Bid

  Democratic White House contender John Kerry, struggling to invigorate his lagging campaign, said on Monday he had fired his campaign manager and replaced him with a veteran Democratic operative.

  Yeah, because veteran Democratic operatives have been really successful in getting people elected (they just don't happen to be Democrats).