Personal Dork Assistant

Crap

Apparently, the next bogeyman in the anti-terrorism chase is "the possibility of weapons that could be concealed in small electronic items carried aboard airplanes." Now this is seriously not good since just about all I carry onto the airplane are small electronic items, with many suspicious wires and batteries all about, not to mention the random spare parts. Frankly, I've wondered how they can just wave me through when they see little black boxes with wires and batteries and even antennas. Now I'll probably get anal-probed when they see the whole laptop-iPod-PalmPilot-GameBoy-cellphone package. Hey, strip-searching might be fun. Or maybe I've just watched too many bad porn movies.