Personal Dork Assistant

Loose

• Gray Davis loses, within 30 seconds after the polls closed the news outlets were already calling the election based on the overwhelming tracking polls
• Bustamante loses, even though he could've been the first Hispanic governor in heavily Hispanic state and couldn't get over 50% with his peeps.
• The A's lose (three straight after leading 2-0, the ninth series-clinching game in a row they've lost), which means The Sports Guy will be insufferable for another month.
• The Raiders lose, on a last-second field goal by possibly the worst team in football.
• The Giants lose when the tying run was thrown out at the plate for the last out.

All I'm saying is that the Sharks better be good this year because there's not much inspiring stuff to watch on TV. Except maybe Joe Millionaire 2, now with dumb Euro-chicks instead of dumb American chicks. Or there's always anime (sounds like Adult Swim's picked up the second year of Inu Yasha, due next year), and run a race in F-Zero GX without bumping into walls.