March 31, 2008

Ichthyological Autoerotic Asphyxiation

dead fish Now that the Taiwan elections are over, the media have to find other sources of news to fill the void. After the raucous electoral rhetoric, what could be better to soothe the national psyche than a story about koi living peacefully in a pond?

錦鯉發情 精液悶死384尾

Apparently the pond was too small to hold 500 amorous kois, and all the semen from the male koi contaminated the water and suffocated the lot. Hmm... bukkake fish snuff... I think I've seen that movie before.

Posted by mikewang on 02:48 PM