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It's Like a War Zone

As the American toll in Iraq continues to rise, the troops are struggling to cope with an amorphous and determined enemy. You know it's bad when they start comparing the situation to...

"They were doing battlefield urban operations in four places at one time," said Lt. Col. Albert Maas, operations officer for the 2nd Medical Brigade, which oversees U.S. combat hospitals in Iraq. "It's like working in downtown Detroit. You're going literally building to building."

In other news, leading officials of the Motor City have been captured for possessing weapons of mass destruction.