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Graham Hays: (5:32 PM ET ) I've got to go with Stiles in a fantasy WNBA league. Coming off September wrist surgery, she's poised for a great shooting year. Bird will eventually be an assist fiend, but remember, WNBA rookies get no offseason between college and the pros.

You might be a sports geek if you know who Stiles and Bird are, and why the fuck they're so damn special. The fact that female basketball players are more obscure than their male counterparts says something about society in general (society likes dunks?), but is irrelevant for your sports geek quotient (SGQ?).