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Love is like chili-cheese fries

I think I wanted the idea of chili-cheese fries than the chili-cheese fries themselves. Combined with a side order of a hot dog with the works, it left a serious case of heartburn. At least chili-cheese fries get flushed out of the system in a day or two. Love doesn't triple your cholesterol level, though.

So chili-cheese fries aren't really so bad. I don't understand what's so great about gravy over chips, though. Makes me more American, I guess.