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True Love

"David M. Frey, 22, of Gainesville, Fla., and E. Jennie McNelis, 23, of Bensalem, play the characters - he's the poultry and she's the blue fuzz."

Courtesy of The Obscure Store, which is a bastion of cynicism, so it's nice to see a feel-good story once in a while. Let's save the dangers of marriage for another day.