June 30, 2002

Do not taunt Happy Fun Cube

From the brochure that comes with every GameCube game:

  • WARNING - Seizures
  • WARNING - Repetitive Motion Injuries
  • WARNING - Electric Shock
  • CAUTION - Laser Device
  • CAUTION - Motion Sickness
  • CAUTION - Projection TV Use [ed: Dangers of burn-in]

Not to mention the seven Game Disc Precautions / Maintenance and the thirteen Hardware Precaution / Maintenance tips. Plus statements of FCC regulation compliance. Do make sure to stop playing if you or your child has any of the following symptoms:

Convulsions Eye or muscle twitching
Loss of awareness Altered vision
Involuntary movements Disorientation

I'm pretty sure another brochure came with the WaveBird, to warn me of all the dangers of RF energy. Me, worry?

Posted by mikewang on 04:34 PM