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Dangerous Trend

Courtesy of the Open Season column in the SF Chronicle.

Bob Cullinan of San Rafael asks:

What do these NFL players have in common? Kurt Warner, Jerome Bettis, Terrell Davis, Donovan McNabb. All have sustained serious injuries in the past year. And all have appeared in TV commercials for Campbell's Chunky Soup. If I were Brian Urlacher and Michael Strahan, the latest Chunky pitchmen, I'd cancel my contract with Campbell's -- now.

Of course, we can talk about misleading statistics and all that, but what would be the fun in that?