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Marketing at Work

Randomly cool new product at Trader Joes: smoked salmon in "cocktail-sized pieces." In reality, it's just the trimmings from the smoked salmon fillets, packed up in plastic. Well, the bag of salmon chunks is a lot cheaper than the fancy fillet, and I was going to just chop it up for scrambled eggs anyway. Plenty left for the bagels, too.