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Joke of the Day

Courtesy of the inestimable Charlie Rosen:

[Phil] Jackson named his kidney stone "Kobe" because it wouldn't pass

More Lakers nuttiness: Mark Madsen actually hit a J last night. Right after Ben Wallace hit an 18-footer. Who knew?

And in other news, Barry Bonds homers on the first pitch he saw in Spring Training.

Meanwhile, Stu Scott is punking Rich Eisen in Hearsay. And we all thought the white boy was the smart one.