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Priorities

Is President Bush trying to make himself less popular? Even if he had Osama on a leash (which he didn't), why is he preempting Survivor and Friends? Thank God I'm on the west coast, and Tivo could do its work without interruption. Should've shorted the stocks today, since a Bush speech is pretty much a guaranteed triple-digit losing day for the Dow.

Let me know when the bombs start dropping on Baghdad.