April 19, 2003
Sux 2 B Yuo!
Being the worst baseball team in the Major Leagues is bad enough. Then you look at your upcoming schedule and see:
| At Oakland | |
| Date | Projected Starter |
| Apr. 22 | Tim Hudson vs. 0-3 Scrub |
| Apr. 23 | Barry Zito vs. 0-3 20-year old scrub |
| Apr. 24 | Mark Mulder vs. Someone who actually won a game |